--DATA LOG START--
So where to begin?
Not that I should complain, being brought into existence on the very cusp, the beginning of the end, riding out the proverbial climatic accumulation of millions of years of war. One would think I've been sparked at the perfect time, to delight in the spoils and sate the never-ending hunger for chaos and anarchy.
But here I am, nothing more than a data file bot.
SIGH
I wish I could regale you with stories of epic heroics and recite grimoires filled with gruesome gore, but alas, it shall not be so.
My post is on the bridge, filled with orns of administrative tasks.
...and the occasional minicon-infl